Your Tax Dollars Paid for It. You Might as Well Laugh About It.

Whether you are looking for an outrageously funny game night with friends or trying to keep family holiday dinner from turning into a cable news shouting match, Pork or Baloney?â„¢ delivers.

Instead of rehashing talking points, players go head-to-head testing their Baloney detectors. Is it crazy government spending, or something we completely made up? Because sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction!

Whether you're hosting game night, dodging family drama, or winning White Elephant—we've got you covered.

  • Washington Is Funnier Than Fiction

    Love political satire, sharp comedy, or calling out nonsense? Test your radar against real federal spending programs that sound completely made up.

  • Swap Political Fights for Shared Laughs

    Don't let dinner get awkward. Unite both sides of the table over the one thing everyone agrees on: federal spending is wild.

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    Skip generic mugs and candles. The undisputed MVP for White Elephant parties, stocking stuffers, and hard-to-shop-for guys.

HOW TO PLAY IN 4 SIMPLE STEPS

Zero confusing rules. 60 seconds to learn. Impossible not to laugh.

  • 1. Read the Headline

    One player reads an unbelievable federal spending headline out loud to the table.

  • 2. Debate the Absurdity

    Defend crazy logic. Bluff to mislead others. Convince everyone that government spending really is that wild...or that we just made it up.

  • 3. Cast Your Vote

    On the count of three, everyone throws down their card: PORK! (real spending) or BALONEY! (fake news).

  • 4. The Reveal

    Flip the card to reveal the official public records, score your points for calling it right, and watch the table lose their minds.

QUICK DEMO

Give It a Try: Real Pork or Total Baloney?

One card. One crazy headline. Can you spot what Uncle Sam actually paid for before you flip?

Pork or Baloney Headline Card
Pork or Baloney Official Record Reveal

👆 Tap card to flip

The only game that will have your whole table crying with laughter... and then immediately staring into the distance thinking about their last tax return.

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